Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
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We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
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They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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