Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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