her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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