David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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