so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
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