just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
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I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
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It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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