We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
This is my gift to your gina
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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