Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
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Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
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Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
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