wake up i wanna do it froggy style
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
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