I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
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