he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
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She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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