btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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