So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
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everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
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He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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