i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Houston, we have a squirter
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
you never un-have a 4some
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
he just fucked me for my cheese..