She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
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just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
your like the ambassador to my penis.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
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sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.