yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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