I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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