what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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