how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
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WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
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I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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