too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
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why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
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Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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