They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
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She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
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SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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