But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
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I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
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Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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