There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
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