i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
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He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
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I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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