Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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