I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Randomize
