I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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