No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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