she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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