There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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