Are we in a gay sports bar?
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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