She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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