Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
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Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
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Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Couch. On fire.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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