Need sex. Gaining weight.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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