But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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