thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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