omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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