I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
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i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
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Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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