the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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