I got chris browned last night
I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
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This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
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I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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