**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
2020 sucks, I want a refund
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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