What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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