We're like a lot better than the average bears
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
my liver is dry heaving
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
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