Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
should my penis look like a turkey
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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