I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
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That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
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grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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