We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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