I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Pants are for mortals
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