How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Blow job season was short but glorious.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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