no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
