so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
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Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
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I FOUND THE LEGS
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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