so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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