The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
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She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
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He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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