I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
We just shotgunned beers for America
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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