My brain says no but my pants say off.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I woke up under a house in Key West
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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