Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
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Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
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We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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