Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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