Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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