Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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