I need help removing her.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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