I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
We are two peas in an std pod
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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